2004/07/04

Song

. . .Here's another song. Doesn't necessarily describe my mood, but I found it frightfully witty. =)

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (Monty Python)
Some things in life are bad,
they can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
don't grumble; give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the be--st

And,
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle,
that's the key

And,
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin,
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's you're last chance anyhow!

So,
Always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of sh*t,
when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true
You'll see it's all a show,
keep them laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And,
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life...


Brave Sir Robin
Bravely bold Sir Robin,
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave sir robin

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs will have to mangle,
Brave sir Robin

His head smashed in, and his heart cut out
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt up
And his heels~

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